UAW AMFIDDI Act 2001 Rev. 2003 - Lasmers Beware!

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It is hereby adjudged and decreed in the court of #UAW, the utterly dishonorable SlaWta and the shaken, not stirred, aNiMuL presiding, That Ops, hereinafter referred to as the party of the first part, shall have authority unabridged in adjudging channel matters and enforcing said judgements upon the lasmers, hereinafter referred to as the party of the second part,
And that in the execution of their duties, the party of the first part may deem necessary to kick, ban or blacklist any and/or all members of the party of the second part
And that in the event the party of the first part adjudges and executes said penalties, or other penalties herein described explicitly or implicity, the party of the second part shall not have recourse And that in the event the party of the second part is adjudged and sentence carried out by a duly sworn member or members of the party of the first part, the
judgement shall stand interminable except where reversed by the High Council of the party of the first part.

This reversal shall not be called for by the party of the second part, as it shall be deemed to be whining, but only by the High Council itself.. Furthermore, the party of the second part shall not, by any means, whine, bitch, moan or cry to any member of the party of the first part, or any other member of the party of the second part, And the party of the first part shall not be made subject to the aforementioned whining,bitching, moaning or crying.

Failure to comply with this portion of this judgement will result in the immediate termination and/or assimilation of said.

Sworn before me this 22nd day of May, in the Year of Our Lord 2003.
BaGMaN
It is so ordered.